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Saturday, January 25, 2014

Uncle Corp., Sister Goat

Blogging evokes in me a strange mix of arrogance and humility.  It can also be a fairly stress-free exercise of putting down thoughts without the pressure of making things perfect.  That’s important for my type of personality.  Still, blogging is a sort of art, and art is meant to be shared, even if it is only with a few others.  Hope you enjoy.

I make weird connections and correlations.  Consequently, I think I find correlating weird contradictions.  I move in circles where it’s not uncommon to hear someone denouncing the personhood of corporations.  Inevitably the criticism will include what we all learn in elementary school, that when given rights, we are then burdened with responsibilities.  To be responsible is to be held accountable and thus it is criminal for corporations to have the rights of people but not be held accountable as people.  I agree wholeheartedly.  I remember watching a documentary where some psychiatrist said if he were to evaluate most any large corporation as he would a regular person, that these corporations would more than fit the bill as a psychotic, dysfunctional person—a danger to society—who would consequently be required to be institutionalized immediately.  Unfortunately, these multi-national “persons” are protected by law, but are hardly held accountable by law.  Also, being “people” these corporations presently have access to politics in an unprecedented manner.  In any case, I think most of us have heard this discussion before.

The funny part for me is that many of these same people that have ranted against corporations are also staunch defenders of animal rights.  It kind of gives me a brain jolt to think that so many people believe the basis of being humane to animals is because they have rights.  Strikes me as another form of attributing personhood to something that, pretty much by definition, is not a person—like a corporation.  Animal rights advocates are very touchy about death.  Third world practices are simply out of the question.  And I use the word practice tongue in cheek.  Basically when it’s time to kill the goat, you chase it down.  Tackle it.  Bind its feet.  Pull out whatever implement you got and cut the animal’s throat open.  It’ll die soon enough.  However, if the animal has been given personhood, this seems undignified.  I mean, even the mass murderer from death row gets the dignified lethal injection.  There are some places in the USA where to be humanely certified, a farmer has to kill his chickens by means of gassing them before slitting the throats so that these creatures will not feel any pain.  Other humane practices require electrocution before the knife.  Somehow, these practices bring to mind strange connotations of Nazis and concentration camps, which I suppose to the pure animal rights individual, is the point.  Better to only kill plants—oh, and Nazi’s if they’re being evil enough to warrant it.  But ultimately the problem with giving animals rights is that old elementary school axiom of rights being coupled with responsibility and accountability.  Have you ever seen your cat play with a terrified mouse for twenty minutes before finally crushing its neck?  The cat keeps letting the mouse almost get away and then pounces at the very last second.  Or what about the wolves or other predators that single out the young or weak and then run them down to their deaths?  Heck, I had a dog that would hunt hare and start chomping on the hindquarters before the poor thing was even dead.  If they have rights, shouldn’t they be accountable?  Better round up all those psychotic predators and punish them.

Absurd premises usually lead to absurd conclusions.   I suppose the power corporations have and their insidious stranglehold on politics is beyond absurd and downright dangerous, but it doesn’t make any more sense to jail a corporation than to incarcerate a predator.  Even my twisted imagination has a hard time envisioning what it would be like for Monsanto and ladybugs to share a cell.

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